The build up of sodium outside your eye would increase the osmotic pressure and your humour liquid would diffuse out leaving your eye dry and shriveled and would expose your retina directly to light which would cause it to burst into flammes and caramelize your blood vessels so that thick sticky black goo begins to gush out of you tear ducts and ( Read more... )

Maybe you care so little that you don't even care to say that you couldn't care less because you could care less about correctness.

A=don't care
B=care

if B-B=A, then "could care less" <= (is less than or equal to) -A

...meaning that if it was possible to care even lesser than not caring at all, then you would if you could....

This would be my thesis if I were to go for the Nobel Prize. Now, I'm not very confrontational by nature, and you could say this as a good thing. It probably is, but this only serves to make people complacent and nonchalant, passionless even. If this theme sweeps across the world then I think we fail to grow as a species ( Read more... )

This is my first update coming to you from my new and beautiful lap top. I redid my room too, looks great. I finally have my drums and piano comfertably coexisting with me in my room. Oh also, snakes on a plane ( Read more... )

i was sitting outside the library today enjoying the gorgeous afternoon when a patron came outside and sat down a little way from me. he then proceeded to ask "would it bother you if i smoked out here?" to which i replied "no, but i appreciate you asking". he returned "i just wanted to make sure because sometimes the wind blows the smoke." so i ( Read more... )

OK, so what happened is one time Randy Beaman went on a trip with his dad and they picked up a lady who wanted a ride home, and this was in Kansas, and she sat in the back seat and when they got where she wanted to go they turned around and she was gone ( Read more... )

In Miami this shit happens daily, infact the buses are equipped with auto flippin devices to make it flip at least 3 times during the journey. Thats how they keeps it real.

fuck it they dont even got buses, they gotta run through sniper warzones, landmines and vicious Sea Island Monster lairs just to get a fuckin education.

Trip to heave and ho, up down, to and fro ( Read more... )

Anything with a weird name could be deadly.

Oh, I just found out some great news. Pedro Lomez, whom has worked with everyone from missy elliot to kanye west is writing an article about me for RIME magazine. He is my manager again, and he is taking care of me totally(im his prospect. He says im the best producer he has ever heard). This is the start of whats sure to be a wild ride! PLEASE ( Read more... )