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David: What? You eat poop?! You're disgusting!!!!!
Me: You're a mongoose.

That's right. Take that.

P.S. I do not eat poop. He made that up.

I discovered that I could butter a piece of bread using another piece of bread.

Name a CD you own that you think no-one else on your friends list does ( Read more... )

STOP SODOMIZING MY CAR!!

I don't sodomize your car. In fact, I only go 5 MPH over the speed limit, so that you can 85 it past me into the gridlock of crazy hooligans up ahead and I can cruise by after you've loosened up and then started speeding into another gridlock again.

What's the point of going faster? Then you just have to slow down.

Pippin laid an egg today.

We were wondering if she was a girl or a boy. Now we know.

Pippin is a girl!!!!!!!!! Pippin is a girl!!!! Pippin is a giiiiirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I uploaded a bunch of my college music projects onto a Myspace account ( Read more... )

I just saw a news report talking about this kid in SF State who fell off a balcony and died. He was 21 ( Read more... )

I learned a new word today ( Read more... )