People rulez

[jonvstheworld]

This has got to be the super craziest holiday season ever. I spent Monday night and Tuesday in my apartment panting in exaustion before heading out again yesterday. Exchanged gifts with Ryan last night(got a super sweet Guns 'n Roses flask!) and went out to dinner with him and some friends

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[lostintranslatn]

Learning to identify "fat" questions is one of those essential social skills... you should really pick these things up before you hit 30, it's not that far away...

[jonvstheworld]

Not that far away for some of us... distant memory for others. :p

I know how to respond to the "fat" questions. It's the boobie question that threw me off. Never again!

[lostintranslatn]

"distant memory for others" -- yes, for the better and wiser among us :-P

"I know how to respond to the "fat" questions. It's the boobie question that threw me off." -- A "fat question" is a generic term for a specific species of trap question to which there is only one answer, and that answer must be given reflexively, without thinking (or looking). Questions like, "Is she prettier than me?" (Answer: "No!" and god help you if you look and consider before answering. Bonus points for volunteering, convincingly, that she is the most beautiful girl in the room.)