We're so miserable and stunning

[jongbuttbutt]

Title: We're so miserable and stunning
Characters: B.A.P, brief mention of VIXX
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and boys in short skirts
Word Count: 3472
Summary: Youngjae didn’t want to be sassy. He wanted to wear pants. And a shirt that didn’t threaten to reveal his nipples every few seconds.
A/N: Written for crazybananatr3e! Inspired by a twitter conversation I had

Comments

[crazybananatr3e]

OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS!! JAE YOU SASSY PRINCESS POOR KID I NOW HAVE IMAGES OF HIM IN THAT OFF SHOULDER TOP AND TINY SKIRT AND YOU BET HIMCHAN HAD SO MUCH FUN JUST DRESSING THEM UP AND GETTING THEIR TRANSFORMATION ROUTINE DOWN (HIMCHAN'S TONGUE THING OMG) AND THEIR WHOLE MEETING WITH THE BOYS I JUST- DAEBUTT BEING REJECTED IS THE BEST THING EVER
“If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!” YOU SHOULD KNOW I LITERALLY LOL-ED AT THIS AND THE FACT THAT I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE DAE USING IT
AKLFHDLHG;LKSLK
KLFJDLGKFHJFJLFHJF DAEHYUN CHECKING JAE OUT IN HIS OUTFIT ;_______;
JONGUP TELLING DAE TO FLEX YONGGUK STRAPPING TIGGER IN WHY ARE THESE DUMBBUTTS SO DUMB?!
I LOVE THIS! AND I LOVE YOOOOOO <33333 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HUMORING ME AND WRITING THIS! /GLOMPS

[kathlynwolf]

Oh God, the crack. Wait. THE CRACK.

It was hilarious and I can't wait to see more of them in action xD

[digindeeper]

holy shit please write more!!!!

[lovebeat_down]

Oh my god this was beautiful. I was laughing the entire time. Poor Youngjae is so hard he just wanted to use his chocolate ice cream powers for good and then frilly skirts
and the maces and glitter and wings oh god XD