Ahhh, California.

How you bring back memories of jerking off to mental images of the cheerleading squad drugs, sex, and rock n roll.

I think I may have done something to my hip late last night.

Erm. *cough*

So.

It's been proven that we, the Chicago White Sox, do not believe in sweeping.

We're merciful fuckers, aren't we?

Um. Yeah. What's up with this losing two in a row thing?

Jon Garland isn't supposed to lose two in a row, let alone one.

Anywho.

It's people like Timo and JD that make me look bad. But hey, we won. So it's all good.

I'm Jon.

I kick ass.

Love me.