I'm trying to be good... really...

[jokermage]

I have been sorely tempted to leave comments of a zetsubou nature...

For example, on this one I could have said:
Pumpkin carving has left me in despair! The thought of all the parts of the pumpkin wasted for a few days of enjoyment is too hopeless! I must carve out my stomach now...

Or this one:
Witchcraft has left me in despair! Girls being tempted by

Comments

[nick_101]

Pumpkins do make good compost.

[ripps818]

Screw compost!
You use that pumpkin for pies, muffins, breads, etc.

[montyy0]

and roast the seeds!

[nick_101]

Yum, roasted pumpkin seeds.