I have been sorely tempted to leave comments of a zetsubou nature...
For example, on
this one I could have said:
Pumpkin carving has left me in despair! The thought of all the parts of the pumpkin wasted for a few days of enjoyment is too hopeless! I must carve out my stomach now...
Or
this one:
Witchcraft has left me in despair! Girls being tempted by dangerous powers so they can have an easy life. Ha! There's no such thing. Such wasted sacrifices are hopeless. I should be so lucky as to be sacrificed!
But I'm not posting those things... nope...