Some asshole thought it would be a really good idea to break into my car and steal my backpack. It had all my school work in it, including my TI-83, my $35 plans for my final project in my estimating class, my checkbook, my only binder and notes, my favorite sweater, and my jump drives with all my projects. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Alan Shemper: I went to sleepaway camp so long ago, that it was the Stone Age. No, but seriously, it wasn't the stone age... it was the Ice Age! No, really, it was the Stone Age ( Read more... )

( Has anyone gotten one of these on MySpace yet?!?! )

I have been diagnosed with Halitosis.

Hey. What are you wearing?

Jonas never ceases to amaze me. He is currently probably about to go down on his girlfriend. But before doing so, he decides to stick his head out of his room and ask, "Blake...do you have your headphones on ( Read more... )

Dear LiveJournal,

I think I might be pregnant. I think it's yours.

I went to go see The Buzzcocks last night. They were amazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing.

Now, who is going to buy me this T-shirt that I have wanted forever?


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I almost got arrested. I was almost put in jail for skating Structure 7 at ASU. The cop was an asshole and kept on telling me to "shut up" and would threaten to take my friends $4,000 camera set up as evidence to trespassing and criminal destruction of private property. As soon as I tried to speak my mind, he said I was going to jail. The only ( Read more... )

Happy Father's Day!

To all MY illegitimate children out there, I love you ALL!