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5 30 am...canning circus... 'oh wait i forgot my caviar'

8 30 am...gwendolene...'take a picture of me with the sausage down my throat'

11 20 pm...lloyds waterfront bar...'the thing i hear th emost is What? followed by shut up!'

please add the ones ive missed

working my way through the star wars saqga i can only help but wonder and notice ( Read more... )

Ode to Alex Becket, musical Jawa extraordinaire
cruising in your giant rusty box with tank track
through the desserts of music
collecting sound scraps and selling them to mushroom farmers
hoarding tunes and wearing hoods
of jawaness

O=h my god THERES NUCLEAR WINTER HERE!!!!!! it snowed last night, everything is covered in snow, and im going to he mountains.... im going to get lost in the tundra ( Read more... )

Starting this may 2006, the jojoyo institute for the preservation of rare mythical creatures plans to open a university, this center's mission is to promote understanding and tolerance. The idea for its creation came in the year 3236 ad, when almost half of the worlds gnomes and pixies where unnemployed and suffering from chronic drug addictions ( Read more... )

Alcohol +the power of the internet, are not a good thing, thank god for not having internet at home... reprezent alcohol lap top ban crew AL-TBC! my man Blimmy Tings Braping out loud, yeah... dig it you bumperKlaps! aight....

In the Sahara desert a nomadic people that have remained virtually unchanged since their origin, the saharawis, drink a strong mint tea that is very sweet, it is what you are offered as a guest and what is drank after meals, the longer the tea stays in the pot the stronger and sweeter it gets, so they say that drinking tea is a microcosmos of life ( Read more... )

Sleep is terrifying, maybe not so much sleep as the moments before it, when i lie in the unforgiving stilness of a dark room, i migh as well be handcuffed and sat in a dark interogation room in the catacombs of the KGB. All the things that the day and the presence of other people chase away, come crushing down at nigh like little ninjas of ( Read more... )

girl power or feel good gender imprisonment?