I'm mildly intoxicated, so anything I say that offends anyone wasn't intended that way ( Read more... )

i took a poop so big my back hurts. I think i might have thrown it out from the poop, it was truly impressive.

It was a single log that looped twice around the bowl, ive never had one so big.

Parade got cancelled and i dont know what to do with the time, ill prolly dick around, do work, it will be fun.

My Army paper, in its entirity of awesomeness ( Read more... )

SO we get the girls we rented from calmed down. And what do i get to find out? i may not be getting privledges for my guard service. In fact I may be getting boned. Im still not sure if i got put on con-pro or not, but either way it is suckass. I mean, really really suckass. If im on con-pro and dont get my guard privledges .... I think i may ( Read more... )

wow, so more shit from living on my own this summer. I got the girls we rented from calling up all the time pissed. Cause stuff got broke. Why would you leave all your stuff like that if you were going to rent out the place. I can understand some stuff, but everything you own. come on, dont be a dumbass. the first thing they do is threaten to ( Read more... )

In the interest of lighting the mood, id like to share some age old history. Back in the day someone sent me an anti-war cartoon. and in one part Voltron shows up. He speaks a version of the nicene creed. It is mean to show how war is bad, but i just found it moto as all hell ( Read more... )

wow, i just got an odd wave of depression. the fact that im a bit drunk isnt too much of a help. Then my female status got brought up. thats no good either. at least i know i have somthing to do tomorrow is a bit of a help. i miss the fact that i was never alone this summer. I miss my roomates, and i miss ben. Im tired of being my parents go ( Read more... )

So Shallz was trying to get me laid. But the girl he was trying to set me up with ended up wanting him. She was drunk (meaning i wouldnt have sex with her anyways, but still at least i have some people working for me). Good things. We killed a keg. The girl nate tried to hit on went to bed with chris. This is good because of the shit nate ( Read more... )

I have the social skills of a monkey with downs syndrome. Jay makes me look like a social animal. I really cannot understand how this kid thinks he can act the way he does. He tried to start a fight with one of the coolest kids in Lex. 'jay rage' my white hairy ass. I can kick his ass without breaking a sweat. Christ! Then tonight we have ( Read more... )

While my donne paper is no porn paper (its in there somewhere and i believe it to be the best thing ive ever written [sad no?]) im going to share it with you. Its not every day that you get to argue that a high and mighty metaphysical is gay ( Read more... )