I got Simpsonized!


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Note to TV producers: Flavor Flav is not a star. He's barely even a has-been. Stop giving him shows. Please.

My impression of Pippin tonight: Mew, mew, meow, meow, meooooow... mew, meow... meOOOOOOWWWW!... mew

My impression of my stomach tonight: Rumblegurglerumblerumble... gurglegurgle... freeeep!... rumblegurlge... fraaap!

My impression of me tonight: *mope, nap, mope some more* Ooh, Glamazons! *mope some more* Damn, Joey Fatone has a mullet *continue

I'm watching a funny show called Three Sheets, wherein a guy goes to other countries, gets drunk, and teaches us about that country's booze. Tonight, he's in Croatia. In addition to the drinking stuff, I also learned that neckties and marachino cherries were invented in Croatia. Who knew? I don't much care for ties, but marachino cherries are ( Read more... )

Last night I watched the premiere of a new History Channel show called Human Weapon (finday nights at 10). Two martial artists (one of them is actually a football player who happened to also wrestle some), travel around the world, learning about a different martial art each episode, learning both its techniques and its history. Then at the end of ( Read more... )

I've never been totally convinced of the exsistence of ghosts. I believe in "hauntings," but for a long time now, I've been fairly confident that all genuine haunting phenomena had natural explanations that just hadn't been discovered yet, like audio and visual holograms imprinted on an environment, with no active intelligence behind them ( Read more... )

( Some thoughts on the season finale of Lost )

Yatta! Heroes was frickin' awesome!

I was hoping for a little more of a superhero showdown, but the ending was very satisfying. And the extra ending with Hiro was possitively inspired.

This is what happens when an artist with a twisted sense of humor plays too much World of Warcraft and then watches Deal or No Deal.

( Ladies, please )

Impressions of tonight's Lost:

( With spoilers )