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[johnnypurple]

I am home from house/cat-sitting for my parents, but I left my laptop at their place. So, because I am an INTERNET ADDICT, I come to you from my old laptop, The Shitbox. And LOL, it is so clunky! And small but chunky. It feels dinosaurish. And I'm used to my new slick lappy (which for some reason I want to call Darcy - not after Mr Darcy - but

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[derryderrydown]

My cat doesn't even miaow - he just squeaks. Which was hilarious when I took him to the vet and we were sitting in the waiting room, because all the other cats were miaowing and miaowing and Chester was getting very annoyed and growling and snarling at them, and everybody was commenting on what a big, tough cat he was.

And then he squeaked.

And that kind of destroyed his reputation. *headdesk*

Also, CEILING DAVID BOWIE IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE.

[johnnypurple]

Sounds like Toby! Perhaps we should both make recordings of them and compare squeaks?!

OH NOES! IS HE??! EEP!

[piecesofalice]

I feel Harvey and Toby need a play date, Y/Y?

[johnnypurple]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm not sure how well Toby gets on with other animals, given that he hisses at children! He's also ginormous - he might beat up Harvey.

But I do want to meet Harvey, oh yes I do. Maybe I'll hitch a ride to your place with sajee one day.

[mr_eccles]

my, TWEED PUNK (not to be confused with 'weed pink' which just appeared on my screen unbidden) sounds positively DELIGHTFUL. I urge you to indulge in your crack desires!

[johnnypurple]

Oooh, your icon! It is appropriate. And thank you for the encouragement! I shall have a crack at... well, something tomorrow on my day off. I wish I didn't have so many damn ideas - then I could just chose something to write and stick with it.

This idea is a very visual one - as Nix suggested, it is like a film just with those actors playing kinda versions of themselves. I wonder if I can do the visuals justice with only words. Oh dude, I just had a thought! If ever I do write/complete it, I wonder if I could get you to do some drawings for it...??!?!? Tilda Swinton, in tweed, smoking a cigarette from a long cigarette holder - tell me you don't want to draw that!?

[mr_eccles]

nnnnyyyaaaaa, I don't want to draw that.

are you crazy? It struck me as very visual too, and was totally going to draw them all for you anyway!!!!!

[johnnypurple]

Really??!?! ZOMG! I have always wanted to collaborate with someone and produce something fannish that combines writing and art. Basically, a kind of shoebox_project but perhaps on not quite as epic a scale. So that would be TOTES AWESOME! :D

A lot of my ideas are fairly visual/filmic which is not always elegantly translated into words. There is a bit in this fic (well, there will be, when I write it) that includes Tilda Swinton and Edward Norton kidnapping Brad Pitt on a tandem bike, with Brad Pitt rolled up in clingfilm (Nix said no!) fabric/a rug, balanced between Tilda and Ed on the middle handlebars of the bike, and them then wobbling all over place down a country road as they try and get him back to the manor. It's like an old slapstick Buster Keaton sketch. Also Ed (on the back) keeps swatting Brad in the face with his tweed cap if Brad ever looks inclined to escape.

Ok, I am insane. D'you think you can draw Gary's evil moustache?

[captlebubbles]

You should expand on that 'Riona-as-the-Doctor's-companion' poll-fic you shared the other day. Fic about people you know is about as cracky as it gets.

[johnnypurple]

What are you saying? That I don't know Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Tilda Swinton, Edward Norton and David Bowie??!?!?! :O Outrage!

I'm sure I've written Riona into another fic already. Or maybe I just thought about it. I have certainly written Wolfy (many Wolfys actually) and Doodle (and possibly Riona) into that thing I never finished. Hmm, I wonder where that piece is.... I also have plans to write Nix and DB into another cracky something. :)