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johnnylexicon

One down, one to go

Feb 07, 2008 12:16

I've been performing this new poem lately called, "Fuck You, Mitt Romney and Rachael Ray At the Same Time." Performed it last night, actually. And now, apparently, I have to entirely change the title.

Now, if only Rachael Ray would get booted from the Food Network, I could happily retire that piece.

Yes, ratpackslim, I'm aware of your little perversion. ( Read more... )

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Okay... inglewoodgigolo February 8 2008, 01:36:58 UTC

So I just saw this Nigella Lawson chick
and she's nothing more than Rachel Ray's Gillmore Girl's
watching sidekick
in fact she looks like a :
newly doubly divorced version of the main character
who started chain smoking
gained 40 pounds
and she put on her "get out wear"
to have one last chance on the "bar market"
straight wounded cougar status compared to Rachael
and yes Im turning an argument about feminism
into critiquing them
so fucking what
you struck 1st bub

I'm chiming in... like_a_polaroid February 8 2008, 18:02:46 UTC

I know you'd think I'm on your side with this one....By Xn, I'll admit it, I enjoy watching 30 minute meals from time to time.*Gasp ( ... )

Re: I'm chiming in... johnnylexicon February 10 2008, 09:43:18 UTC

Hey, I make 30 minute meals all the time. But I like to think I'm making good food first, fast food second. For the record, though, adding beef broth to something isn't exactly cheating, in my book. I'm down with smart tips. (I don't know who this Sandra Lee person is, but she sounds heinous.)

And I'm totally behind you on Alton. He's a big part of the reason I don't need to memorize all those different "shortcut" tips. Once you get the science, you can really play around with confidence. Good stuff.