some young guy with a deadpan face tells me a story ( Read more... )

today i modeled as a fictitious verisimilitude.

apparently you can avert a curse by wearing your underwear inside out.

girl approaches me while eating dinner, says i look like the protagonist in the story she's been writing, and asks if she can take my picture.

i awkwardly agree.

later a group of christians approach my roommate, and ask her if she knows someone named "jessica". she says she knows a "jessica". they say that god has told them she's in danger, and asks ( Read more... )

(because someone asked)


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a masked beast, intestinal worms, and a friend dying from a severed leg.

3 shots vodka, sake, a budweiser, lap dances, and so many wasted gyrating idiots.

also, googling "arbor mist", was the most entertaining thing i've done in a while


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"will take verbal abuse for spare change"

( "it's a good deal...")

wasted young man slowly searching the concrete with his hands.

("maybe he dropped something" chortle chortle)

gave some guy a buck for a map

("you know he's just going to spend your money on crack" "so would i if i didn't have school to worry about")

I knew it, I'm just another consumer:

"today the curious individual becomes a nihilist. Anything that cannot be recognized, subsumed and verified he rejects as idiocy or ideology, as subjective in the derogatory sense. But what he already knows and can identify becomes valueless in the process, mere repetition, so much wasted time and money. This ( Read more... )

 after all these years, i've finally come to realize that the essence of alisen is not contingent upon any series of characteristics

but being a skinny bitch with a few choice accessories


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