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curiosity
i wonder if that man with the walkman and the kitten notebook would have made for good conversation.
i've got to start eliminating some of these hypothetical. -
compliments
some chick i barely know dreamt that i shot at her from out my car window.
if that ain't the highest form of flattery, i don't know what is. -
satisfaction
nothing like tea & a good shit on a rainy day. -
childhood
this one chick said to keep vampires at bay, she used to pull down her sister's sheets at night, exposing her neck.
another told me the worst story she was ever told as a kid was this post apocalyptic scenario in which people have to burn each other for warmth. -
dear diary
today i didn't poop again ( Read more... ) -
culture
sometimes i wish i had one...
maybe then i wouldn't go around talking shit about everyone else's -
oh dear.
i should reign in this reflexive counter-insult tendency, before i really get into some trouble.
(ie: describing my roommates as insignificant blips in the awesomeness that is my reality, after being accused of making them wait a lot.)
(i thought it was funny.)
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i finally dream
killing rats in my house.
in reality: there's been a rotting goldfish corpse in my bathroom for the past few days.