Christ, these week night television shows are infectiously funny.

Namely, Two and a Half Men.

I had intentions of sitting down and writing a lengthy [insert anything here] but those hopes faded quickly; as do many things while the T.V. is on.

Today, in ENGL, my teacher made the class do some "free writing" on the topic of persuasion. Now, I'm sure ( Read more... )

I guess if you want comments on your LiveJournal Posts you have to have material that's contextually funny to high school kids. Or post gossip about the girls you date, hate, [deleted] (It's true, rape really doesn't have much comedic value). No one comments on Kendall's posts and they're the most subtly interesting narratives I've read thus far.

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I feel I've gotten the wrong idea about this whole LiveJournal fiasco.

I mean, it's nothing like Myspace (which I hope goes to hell) considering LJ promotes the use of words.

Fuck. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I need to start writing again so I don't lose what I have left of my dwindling skill...bitches.

Final Fantasy VII...Advent.Children.was.so.fucking.sweet.that.i.want.to.cry.

Jarhead wasn't as good as I thought it would be, but it was still good.

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Today was my first day of college.

...the first day of my adult life...

...the first day of my own choices...

...the first day of my evolution into a man...

...the first day of me SMOKING SO MUCH WEED AND SNORTING LIKE SO MUCH COKE.

Nah just kidding about that.

Overall it was a good ...first day. Luckily, and amazingly, I have classes with people I ( Read more... )

Holy shit. I just watched the season finale of six feet under. That was the best ending I have EVER seen in my life.