Watching American Idol at the moment, because I'm just cool like that. One of the girls who made it to the finals tonight was, to my surprise, a Solomon. Unfortunately, however, unless my dad had an illegitimate love child about 20 years ago that we're all unaware of, I highly doubt that white Jew Adam Solomon is related to black African-American ( Read more... )

Random Arielle Quote of the Day: "I believe in Moses, but I really don't think he walked on water ( Read more... )

Shalom all! I didn't update yesterday, I know, I know, I'm sorry. And you're probably staring at the screen thinking "Adam, what on Earth are you talking about, you haven't updated twice in three days in about a year!". And to that I have to say--my livejournal hasn't even been up for a year, stop exaggerating. But for serious, though, I've decided ( Read more... )

Shalom all! Long time no update, no? You poor souls! I guess I should just jump right into the muck, shouldn't I? There sure is plenty to talk about, so let's see where to begin...Well, did anyone hear about that subway fire over the weekend? Apparently some dirty hobo homeless person was lighting a fire in a shopping cart and the room that he was ( Read more... )

A drawing:


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Aveinu shalom alechem, my friends! Long time no...update. Damn, that doesn't work quite as well as the old "long time no see" parable. Oh well...So, let's see what's new ( Read more... )

Random Quote of the Day: "Ew, there's fog on me ( Read more... )

Shalom all! I'm at AP now at Mepham, so I've gotta make this quick so I can get back to wor...oh, who am I kidding. Anyway, plenty of little tidbits to update you all with. First, one courtesy of Mr. Schweitzer. We were driving from Mepham and saw the sign on the way out--you know, where the stereotypical Mexican janitor puts up new messages every ( Read more... )

Right now Fox is showing perhaps the sleaziest reality show they have ever aired (which is quite a feat for the producer of such shows as "Temptation Island", "Joe Millionaire", "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé", and "Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy), "Who's Your Daddy?", where a woman adopted at birth has to choose from among eight men claiming ( Read more... )

So it's Christmas Day, I'm starving, and I'm trying to call the Chinese restaurant to order in some food, but the line's been busy for the last 15-20 minutes. And, I think I can finally say that for the first time in my 2 1/2 years living in Bellmore, I am truly pissed that we have so many friggin' Torah lovers (that is, Red Sea pedestrians) (that ( Read more... )