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So it's Christmas Day, I'm starving, and I'm trying to call the Chinese restaurant to order in some food, but the line's been busy for the last 15-20 minutes. And, I think I can finally say that for the first time in my 2 1/2 years living in Bellmore, I am truly pissed that we have so many friggin' Torah lovers (that is, Red Sea pedestrians) (that is, Jews) in this town.