My life makes no sense.

My tires got slashed sometime last night or this morning, and I had to go to Goodyear in Ithaca to get them replaced.

Hours LATER, a black cat crossed my path.

My life is a comedy where the funny stuff doesn't even happen to me.

Happy (belated?) Birthday, Jesus!

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If you think George W. Bush making Ithaca, NY a stop on his cross-country tour promoting the most retarded Social Security Plan in history (of which there have been, what? two?) would be the greatest and most hilarious thing ever, comment here.

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Your Birthdate: January 12

Being born on the 12th day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life ( Read more... )