Yeah I know I'm doin' wrong ( Read more... )

Today I did background vocals for my buddy Mark's band, Bury the Survivors, new 7" "Not My President.

I'm going to be credited as J.R. "I have JOHN RIOT tattooed on my dick in 1 inch letters" Huffman.

Go me, I'm awesome.

and she told me about the guy she's been seeing recently, the one she is considering dating ( Read more... )

Why I am only ever attracted to flakey women?
Eh, I'm sure something will come up this week, I just look so damn pretty today.

EDIT: Today a year has officially passed since my first speeding ticket. So now if I get pulled over I won't lose my license. Tits.

Have you had any trouble with you AC Adapter ( Read more... )

Misty Mundae's best Showtime softcore porn, hands down.
Better than Gladiator Eroticus and Lord of the G-Strings for one simple reason.

She shoots webbing out of her pussy.

Can you beat that shit?

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I left my food at Olive Garden. I had a whole piece of lasagna and chicken parmesan. Dammit.

Some lady came to returns today and needed to return a circular saw because the blade was offset and starting to rub against the guide. All well and good, nothing wrong with that ( Read more... )

I appreciate you helping me feel better. But Sara told me tonite she's been seeing some guy and that she's gonna try something with him. And that she'll probably call me back in a week crying cause this guy will turn out to be a prick. And that if she does I can laugh at her. I know if she does call me crying about this guy being a prick I won' ( Read more... )