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I'm signing up for hosting with media temple, so jpmullan.com should be online sometime in the next week. I think.

So far Art School Confidential is the most hilarious movie ever.

A person can only lose an eye two ways.

Then they are out of eyes.

Even though I am pooping, I deeply and completely accept myself.
Even though I am pooping, I deeply and completely accept myself.
Even though I am pooping, I deeply and completely accept myself.
Even though I am pooping, I deeply and completely accept myself.

Flush!

HOLY BALLS YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOTHERFUCKING CAFFIENE!!!!!!!!!

Uh, a day late. Happy birthday, anyway!

Razor blaaaaaaade!

I got two wrists that I could slit todaaaaaaay!

See the video on youtube

Unless this little pill gets in the waaaaaaaaaay!
http://myspace.com/thegraykid

I cannot make my phone ring by looking at it.

( I write a lot of text, it's what I do )