The Gay Homophobe Uncle: A True Story

[jm_vertigo]

Okay so my mother's family is hilarious, it's like watching a live novella (or soap opera or whatever). We were all congregated at grandma's house, me, my mum, my grandma,my uncle and his two kids which are 6 and 8 years old(a girl and a boy). My uncle's gay, but most of my family tries really HARD to ignore that, which is why panic ensued on

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[absynthedrinker]

Honey that happens more often than you realize. Don't worry about it, things have a way of working themselves out.

My father always introduces me like this.

PapaBubba: "This is my son Bubba. The gay one."

Despite being horrified by that for years, I now realize he does it to sidestep any whispering and conjecturing later.

Peace,

Bubba

[jm_vertigo]

Oh you poor thing, I'd kill my father if I was you...
I understand what you mena I just hate the fact that my uncle is being a hypocrite, I hate when people do that... but there not much I can do about it I suppose.

[golden_purple18]

OMG. That is SO stupid. My younger brothers do that, PLUS they use pillows to pretend they're pregnant. And one of them likes to play with play food and dolls, as well as cars trucks and bikes.

I have freakin' Mpreg brothers for chrisakes!

And does your uncle not like the fact that he is gay, is this the reason? I was a bit confused.

Family can be stupid. We just have to deal.

[jm_vertigo]

I once did that, so I'm not judging my counsin or your brother, LOL.
Oh no my uncle is fine with HIM being gay, that's the point. He likes being gay I'm sure, after all you know what goes on, you read slash LMAO.... he just doesn't want his kid being gay too, and he's so obssesed with it he finds homosexuality in such an innocent thing...

[heyella]

Hi!

Well not only do I find your a fellow Drarry and Snarry shipper, but I think our families could have a get together!

My cousin Ty is a sweetheart, but his side of the family is somewhat religious. My aunt and uncle introduce him as 'The Bachelor'. His grandfather has actually said, "there's nothing wrong with joining the clergy!" LOL of course.

Oh relations...