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In A Broken-Down Shack In The Middle of Slaughter Swamp

Sep 21, 2006 01:03

No, man. I told you already - the wizard heroes can't scan this place. Ley lines or some shit like that. They raid it every so often just to try and keep us down, but we just scatter before they show - same as with the Injustice Gang satellite or the Lexcorp tunnelworks or that bar in Vanity or all the other places we hang.

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jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:08:10 UTC

I only built it. I didn't use it. Don't get Slade on my case about it, Mahko - I've got enough to deal with. Besides, I don't know how Prometheus got it. That was a lab prototype. For emergencies.

jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:10:38 UTC

God, what a spineless weasel.

Woodrue - where's the bar?

jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:15:23 UTC

Where it always is, Merlyn. I do not tend bar here simply because the Green is strong in these parts.

He waves idly at an ancient, enormous icebox, frozen in place by Killer Frost, stuffed with beer and liquor.

jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:16:16 UTC

She gives the bowman an appraising look, reaches into the icebox and tosses him a can.

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jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:19:44 UTC

At a nearby table:

Word on the street is that Slade's considering a personal bounty on Grodd's head...

jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:20:54 UTC

BODY ONE: Never happen.
BODY SIX: Slade put the money out on Grodd?
BODY NINE: He'd just go after the ape himself.
BODY ONE: That one? That's personal.

jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:25:26 UTC

Yeah! Me and Slade, this one time - we're like that, because we're both badasses - he was all, "I'm gonna skin that ape hairless," and...

jla_villains September 21 2006, 05:26:35 UTC

Oh, god, somebody please shut him up.

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jla_villains September 21 2006, 18:01:14 UTC

At another table:

So, how is zat daughter of yours doing?

jla_villains September 21 2006, 18:03:00 UTC

She's five now. Wanna see a picture?

jla_villains September 21 2006, 18:03:21 UTC

Not really -

jla_villains September 21 2006, 18:04:06 UTC

Too late.

Here she is, she's the one on the left. She's going to Harvard.

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one_eyed_merc September 21 2006, 18:11:48 UTC

The room hushes as a large figure steps in from outside.

Okay, anybody seen Prometheus in the last few days? I want to have a chat with him. Friendly-like.

jla_villains September 22 2006, 01:09:51 UTC

A lot of coughing, hemming and hawing, but finally -

Nobody's seen him for a couple days.

fleet_feet September 22 2006, 05:33:01 UTC

Prometheus. Just attacked the Brownstone, trying to kill Superman's wife and child.

Just the thought makes his fists clench, and he can taste the bile.

jla_extras September 22 2006, 19:31:18 UTC

The Psycho-Pirate, Roger Hayden, lurks quietly to the side, sipping a beer, listening intently.

Wotan gone, Tannarak gone -- he's alone and at loose ends.

He needs someone to serve, and Deathstroke seems a good bet.

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