In A Broken-Down Shack In The Middle of Slaughter Swamp

[jla_villains]

No, man. I told you already - the wizard heroes can't scan this place. Ley lines or some shit like that. They raid it every so often just to try and keep us down, but we just scatter before they show - same as with the Injustice Gang satellite or the Lexcorp tunnelworks or that bar in Vanity or all the other places we hang.

Fucking Trickster

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[jla_villains]

At another table:

So, how is zat daughter of yours doing?

[jla_villains]

She's five now. Wanna see a picture?

[jla_villains]

Not really -

[jla_villains]

Too late.

Here she is, she's the one on the left. She's going to Harvard.

[jla_villains]

I zot you said she was five.

[jla_villains]

When she finishes high school, dumbass. I set up a blind trust for her.

[jla_villains]

...isn't she illegitimate?

[jla_villains]

...yeah, so what if she is?

[jla_villains]

Nothing. It's fine. Geez, relax. I was just saying.