Bono Announces Mass Relief Efforts from Foundation of Envrionmental Sciences and Development

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005. The world has been through a lot in the last few weeks, but a celebrity spokesman still carry a certain amount of clout. Bono, lead singer of U2 and known activist, certainly knows how to put on a show

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[justtaz]

Hugh listens to the tv, even if it is only in the background.

He frowns, not particularly interested in it.

"I should really put that Law & Order DVD in..."

[mari_grayson]

At Wayne Manor, Mar'i turns off the television. "I'm a 'personal difficulty,'" she grumbles. "Alfred? I'm gonna go see Dad and Barbara."

[_alfred_]

"I think 'twould be best if you remained indoors, Your Highness." The butler twitches a curtain aside, revealing the rain of ping pong balls. "The weather does not lend itself to an aerial stroll. Nor will it be of any help to the gardens." He sighs mournfully.

[mari_grayson]

Mar'i springs from the couch and runs over to the window, staring at the bizarre phenomenon. "X'hal ... okay. I'm not going to see Dad and Barbara, but I'm still going out."

Ignoring the butler's protests, she hurries to the kitchen and grabs several large garbage bags. Exiting the manor, she launches and begins circling above the estate, gathering as many ping pong balls as she can before they can do further damage to the grounds.

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His interest piqued, Brainy heads over to the Foundation's website, downloads and examines the formula, then quickly encodes a totally anonymous email back to the Foundation with a slight revision to the formula that drops its already low cost by a further twenty percent.