This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.

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Shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended upon our hands, and may our feet swiftly carry out thy command, and flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patre, Et fili, spiritu sancti.

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this has been a very delightful day. i started out with mike digging a ditch in my back yard. then his friend jess came by. after taht allison and cat cam over and we went to Mc Ds. then every1 left. so me n mike hung out with joe. went to the mall n met up with cat and renshaw. then i went home with cat and renshaw to my house cause cat didnt feel ( Read more... )

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Hey there people of the LJ kingdom. I havent up dated in a  long time, so here i go. life hasnt beed to bad. some bad fuck ups, adn a lot of grounding, but all in all not to bad, i might fail math, and im non credit in math and english, but the principle might show me some heart. im not sure though. I had some awsome  ribs tonight with corn on the ( Read more... )

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what a spectacularfantasicspastasticabsolutlywonderfulbodasious week!!!   this definatly has been one of my best weekends in wall twp and and and...i was sober tooo!  i hung out with some great ppl saw amnityville horror well the first time i wasnt able to go then the next day AFTER i got grounded for non credit status in math and english and a ( Read more... )