Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

        I have been thinking about my future recenty...go figure, its about time.  Up untill a few months ago i was all hard core about joining the Marine Corp.  I think I will still do it, but im haveing second thoughts. Such as those for years out of the prime of my life that im givving up. However they will most definatly be some of the best ( Read more... )

 This is the one, the only, the George Carlin...the great

Here is the original Carlin comedy routine that caused the Fracas.

"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, it is now 2:11 in the AM! So I have just finsihed an IQ test,my score...131, which I think is good. lol. Get this, I'm a Visual Mathamatician! yeah, right. who woulda guessed. but yeah, thats all.

Badass Summer Jobs Your Dumbass Kids Won't Appreciate ( Read more... )

Pisces
Hang on tight -- you're in for a bumpy ride!
Not to say that this won't be an interesting day,
but it could buck you off if you're not careful.
Take some time to reflect if things start to seem overwhelming.

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A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.
They, then, get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced,
He decides to grant them one wish each; before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous, " and ( Read more... )

A bus, carrying only ugly people, crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies.
They, then, get to meet their Maker and, because of the grief they have experienced,
He decides to grant them one wish each; before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous, " and so, ( Read more... )

So ( Read more... )