.~*TwiLigHt*~.

[jisuk]

GUYS I READ TWILIGHT. I wrote all about my adventure right here in this very LJ. I included a lot of lolcats to make it kind of bearable. If you are a fan of Twilight I would recommend not reading this because you'll get mad. Also if you are a fan of Twilight, fucking unfriend me from your LJ cause I hate you

Comments

[meronine]

I bought you a Christmas present. Sorry it's a bit late, it should reach you soon.

[jisuk]

LOL i would open the package and then stab my eyes out in panic.

[meronine]

B-B-BUUUT! You could have a craft day and glue sparkles to it! It would be marveloooous! DX

[kimmy_koi]

IT'S ERAGON ALL OVER AGAAAAIN

Thank you for posting this. I was contemplating reading the book as others actually recommended it as I thought the film failed (along with the mobs of 10 to 13 year olds crying and squealing over fucking emo Edward) and that the book may do it some justice but jesus christ no... not now, ugh. What the fuck is with Edward? He could've been so much better and perhaps made the book bearable. About the only decent thing in the entire film was Pattinson's acting because he made Edward seem... slightly less of a tool. Kind of.

Other than that... maybe Emmet and James because they looked uh… hawt. *bricked repeatedly* Emmet and his BEAR RAPE FIGHTING oh yes.

[mathaeis]

I was about to suggest he check that out as well. Seriously...

HEY GUYZ! IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT A DRAGON BUT I CHANGED THE "D" TO AN "E" AND SOMEHOW JEREMY IRONS IS IN THE MOVIE. I'M RICH BIOTCH!

[jisuk]

LOL

[megomobile]

I cried laughing. Seriously. XDDD I enjoyed this beautiful play by play, it was so very accurate.

[introject]

SCINTILLATING

[anuvia]

fffffff

Yes.

[keikanas]

WUT R U TAWKING ABOUT THIS IS LIEK THE BEST BOOK OF THE TEEN GENERASHUN HOW DARE U MOCK ITS PERFECKTNESS

ow I was just pained typing that. At least your version of the book is entertaining!