.~*TwiLigHt*~.

[jisuk]

GUYS I READ TWILIGHT. I wrote all about my adventure right here in this very LJ. I included a lot of lolcats to make it kind of bearable. If you are a fan of Twilight I would recommend not reading this because you'll get mad. Also if you are a fan of Twilight, fucking unfriend me from your LJ cause I hate you

Comments

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[mycenaeth]

Oh? *re-reads*

I can't find it. :(

best ever

[basalt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IkddsjtAA

[moons_creations]

Bwahahahaha! I nearly died reading this. You're absolutely wonderful for taking the time to put this together. Thanks!

[vulgaris]

horse face gorgon will more than likely be used to describe a customer while i'm at work today, thanks

[jisuk]

anytime, pal.

[enateaelia]

O man I heared that this is piece of crap but dear Anything! how someone could wrote this? I couldn't get through first page myself so you have my full respect for reading this but seriously...you wrote earlier that you're sick so for your own sake stop reading this book! I think that you can get some awful disease beacuse if it.
Oh! and if you want to know something about the movie here's someone who can tell you about it :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly7lnPcZMp8&feature=channel_page

cheers

[basalt]

this is the most amazing lj entry of all time
i don't know how something like this exists. what editor or publisher or whatever read this and thought "you know, something about this talentless twat's tome of unreadable drivel is REALLY going to resonate with today's youth" and allow it to be published. HOW DID THEY KNOW? if that were me would have thrown up all over the master copy, inadvertently destroying their chances of ever getting to print. if only that had actually happened ; ;

[jisuk]

they should make copies of the book with vomit pre-printed on a lot of the pages.

[show_donttell]

You should start that business.

[boredoutoftime]

I'd totally buy one! :D