.~*TwiLigHt*~.

[jisuk]

GUYS I READ TWILIGHT. I wrote all about my adventure right here in this very LJ. I included a lot of lolcats to make it kind of bearable. If you are a fan of Twilight I would recommend not reading this because you'll get mad. Also if you are a fan of Twilight, fucking unfriend me from your LJ cause I hate you

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[anonymous]

If you want to spoil the rest of the books see http://headtripcomics.comicgenesis.com/d/20080915.html

I think it accurately sums up my reaction to the whole series.

And yes I have read the first three books in a 'can't-look-away-from-the-car-crash' kinda way.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html is good too.

Selfishly I hope you read the rest so I can laugh at your comments, but I don't think anyone should have to suffer like that.

p.s. you can actually buy paper copies of the book? people want to do that?

[mycenaeth]

Wow... That second link is great. *dies* Especially the last bit.

"ROBERT PATTINSON

So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male.

KRISTEN STEWART

I love you. Put a baby in me."

[introductory]

THANK YOU FOR THIS REVIEW

ONE OF MY FRIENDS REFUSED TO BELIEVE TWILIGHT WAS ACTUALLY THAT BAD UNTIL I LINKED HIM TO THIS AND HE WROTE BACK "MAKE IT STOP"

[jisuk]

YOURE WELCOME

[thesammichfox]

Your braver then I, I only read to about page 10 then said fuck this shit.

Also this critique explains the stupid lame substitutes they have instead of swearing thing and why Edward will not more like lightly kiss her:

http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html

She read all four of the horrible books, and it just gets worst as the books go on. I didn't think something like that was even possible.

[condensation]

You should hear the guy who plays Edward in the movie flat out diss his own character. It's fucking hilarious.

[condensation]

Nevermind, I found the article floating around. It's from Empire magazine, and I'm sure there's scans somewhere.

"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."

[empty_room]

I lol'ed.

[chico_chan]

Well he was Cedric Diggory. So I guess that could be the only other link between this shit and Harry Potter.

[gummibaehr]

[kimmy_koi]

oh my god i think i have died THANK YOU FOR THIS

[jisuk]

LOL that picture is awesome.