Captain's Log: Stardate 2258.94; Captain James T. Kirk

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Some of this is ridiculous.

I just returned from saving the world, and they feel it necessary to make me go through seminars in order to prepare myself for the worst. Didn't I just handle the worst? I can hardly think of a worse scenario... nothing they can teach anyone can prepare for that kind of thing

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[il_logic]

Captain, the Enterprise is currently docked in the safest location possible, therefor needing little 'taking care of'. I am, however, attempting to see to the well being of what crew remain aboard as we prepare to embark on our mission.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

You can call me Jim y'know. Whatever. That's good. I'm certain you'll keep them on their toes.

[il_logic]

On their toes, Captain?

[jimtiberiuskirk]

I don't know...you know, keep them productive and keep them from doing stupid things.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

I'm not trying to jinx it, really, gorgeous. If anything I'm just amused that these "worst-case-scenarios" are child's play compared to what we returned from.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Whoever said I wasn't offering? Now, now, have a little faith.

[alientongues]

Oh, thought you should know we had an incident last night when Bones got a little too drunk with Scotty and decided to take the Enterprise for a joy ride.

((she just wants to give him a heart attack XD LIES.))

[jimtiberiuskirk]

...ha. Ha ha. You better be kidding, Nyota.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Okay. Joke's not funny any more.