Captain's Log: Stardate 2258.94; Captain James T. Kirk

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Some of this is ridiculous.

I just returned from saving the world, and they feel it necessary to make me go through seminars in order to prepare myself for the worst. Didn't I just handle the worst? I can hardly think of a worse scenario... nothing they can teach anyone can prepare for that kind of thing

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[alientongues]

Oh, thought you should know we had an incident last night when Bones got a little too drunk with Scotty and decided to take the Enterprise for a joy ride.

((she just wants to give him a heart attack XD LIES.))

[jimtiberiuskirk]

...ha. Ha ha. You better be kidding, Nyota.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Okay. Joke's not funny any more.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

It's my baby ship.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

I didn't fall for it.

It's just something you don't joke about.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Hate to break it to you, but I don't think it's exactly a rare occurance.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

And I thank you, Nurse Chapel, for noticing.

[alientongues]

You're lucky you're the captain now, otherwise you would be in monumental amounts of pain right now. Captain.

[jimtiberiuskirk]

Oh, come on. You like it when Spock calls you that...but I bet you get off on being called lieutenant in bed, too, don't you.

[alientongues]

Commander Spock is an entirely different matter, as I actually enjoy being in his presence and conversing with him.

And that is none of your damn business. And insulting. Arrogant pretty jerk.