I've said it many times and I know I'll say it many more.  Futurama has got to be the best show out there.  Some show's have come close to being as cool, but nothing, not even the Simpsons beats Futurama.  Here's just 3 reasons why ( Read more... )

So I downloaded those 3 virus protection software Blorch told me about.  Now, every time my computer starts, the ad-aware is finding more trojans and other threats.  I still get pop-ups as well.  My laptop is 4 or 5 years old.  Is that a long enough run for one of those?  Should I just consider biting the bullit and buying a new laptop and use my ( Read more... )

So I think my laptop has a virus of some sort.  So I post here to ask all my geeky/dweeb/nerd friends a question.  Is it possible to have a virus if that McAffee system scanned my entire computer and can't find one?  This all seemed to have started after I downloaded a They Might be Giants torrent.  The symptoms are:  when I start the computer, I ( Read more... )

So I have this friend Cliff who has this friend Devon.  Devon has this girlfriend who has a sorority sister friend.  This sorority sister went to some spring break destination recently.  While there she had a full make out session with some guy she met there.  Once she got back she had this rash over her face.  Thinking it was herpes she went to ( Read more... )

A trip to Vegas through Orbitz next month for 4 days plus airfare is 360$ per person.
Hmmmmm?

Livejournal, out of all the social networking sites, you're still my favorite.  Simplicity is sometimes the way to go.  Although, I got to be honest, Facebook is creeping up on you.  And without further ado, here's the rest of my sites I depend on when bored at work.

http://www.myspace.com/jimmy___jazz
Facebook, look up my name
http://twitter.com/ ( Read more... )

I seriously hope he isn't a health teacher somewhere.

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     So work asked me to come in late today so I could help for calls coming in at 8.  Because of that, I was able to watch some television early this morning since I was up.  I'm 25 years old, 26 next month.  Being this age, you think that I would watch responsible adult-minded shows like the news, the weather channel, traffic updates, or ( Read more... )

So the other day I was at the bank and I got approved for a credit card. 
I asked the bank employee what my limit was. 
He casually said, "12".
I said, "1,200's a little too high for my liking".
He corrected, "no, 12,000".
"oh".

Earlier today I handed over my last six bucks to join an office lotto pool.  Later, I checked my bank account online and realised I have negative 25 dollars in my account.  Whoopsie.  Lets hope my bank is one of those that offers a once a year forgiveness credit ( Read more... )