To be continued....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is ( Read more... )

i got a job!! holla

FUCKING UP TOOK MY BEER!!! FUCKING CUNT..SHE CAN GO FUCK HERSELF

that totally runied my BUZZ...ok maybe the throwup did ...lol

what a way to end the semester lol

Tomorrow, Wednesday at 2 minutes and three seconds after 1 AM and again at 1PM the date and time will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06

Year 1981 ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to Mike!!!!

Holla!

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland ( Read more... )

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a New York courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained ( Read more... )

1) What's Your First Name?: James ( Read more... )