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jillsandwiches

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Jun 15, 2009 12:55

What the hell... I guess we should have expected something like this after the last event. Poisoning the milk... There's nothing these people won't do.

Ugh. I let my guard down. Won't make that mistake again.

Everyone, in case you haven't heard, do not drink anything the milkman brought to your house.

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rainbowbrush June 16 2009, 01:06:18 UTC

Why was ours okay?

jillsandwiches June 16 2009, 04:44:57 UTC

...

I don't know.

rainbowbrush June 16 2009, 05:23:23 UTC

Are you sure it's really okay?

jillsandwiches June 16 2009, 05:29:12 UTC

It doesn't have razors or anything in it, but there may still be poison, and I don't have the tools to check for that.

...It's not the milk I'm worried about.

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prodigious_mage June 16 2009, 01:17:24 UTC

Geez, you people are so defenseless without magic. Poisona is like, an effortless spell. Barely costs anything.

jillsandwiches June 16 2009, 04:45:36 UTC

Spell? You must be from Relm's world. I'm sorry, but most of us don't come from places with magic.

prodigious_mage June 16 2009, 12:49:28 UTC

Relm? The stupid drawing girl? Psh, my world's way better than hers. We've got Eidolons.

Anyway, it'd do you all a lot of good to start learning some. See, if my sister were here, no one would've been hurt at all in this poison business.

jillsandwiches June 16 2009, 15:48:43 UTC

I, uh, I don't actually know what that means. Sounds like you two have met, anyway.

Er... I'm not really much of a magician, sorry.

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normal_anomaly June 16 2009, 19:34:22 UTC

Yeah, I heard about it from Nagato.

But ours was okay? Weird.

jillsandwiches June 16 2009, 20:52:19 UTC

...Yeah. Weird.

Just be careful, okay?

normal_anomaly June 16 2009, 21:33:29 UTC

I will.

...You, too.

sycophanticdick June 16 2009, 21:47:31 UTC

Or you could test it first. That would be a better idea than just throwing out what could be some perfectly good milk.

jillsandwiches June 16 2009, 22:02:02 UTC

Test it how? I don't have the training or the materials to check for poison.

sycophanticdick June 16 2009, 23:33:34 UTC

So find a dog or something. Use one of the drones. I think we can agree that they're not even really alive to begin with. Even if it was poisoned, they'd probably compliment your neighborliness as they keeled over.

jillsandwiches June 17 2009, 00:27:05 UTC

I'm not going to kill some poor dog, and I'm not going to risk arousing suspicion for a glass of milk. What's wrong with you?

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