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[jillsandwiches]

What the hell... I guess we should have expected something like this after the last event. Poisoning the milk... There's nothing these people won't do.

Ugh. I let my guard down. Won't make that mistake again.

Everyone, in case you haven't heard, do not drink anything the milkman brought to your house.

[filtered to Simmons, Relm, and Kyon, pretty

Comments

[sycophanticdick]

Or you could test it first. That would be a better idea than just throwing out what could be some perfectly good milk.

[jillsandwiches]

Test it how? I don't have the training or the materials to check for poison.

[sycophanticdick]

So find a dog or something. Use one of the drones. I think we can agree that they're not even really alive to begin with. Even if it was poisoned, they'd probably compliment your neighborliness as they keeled over.

[jillsandwiches]

I'm not going to kill some poor dog, and I'm not going to risk arousing suspicion for a glass of milk. What's wrong with you?

[sycophanticdick]

There's nothing wrong with me! I just think you're rushing into this when you should be considering all the angles.

[jillsandwiches]

...Trust me. I have.