I violently failed National Novel Writing Month 2009. Surprise, surprise. There were dreams, but not progress. Dreams, but no results. Dreeeaams. How many thousand words is a dream worth? I only got so far as recording the first five minutes. How many hours and days and years can a dream be worth? How many moments and years contained in a dream. I ( Read more... )

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A bit of a short story I had intended to finish last week for nafiwriwee, but unfortunately I only typed a little over 3,000 words instead of the aim of 7,000. Here be part the first. I'll finish it... whenever the heck I feel like it. Perhaps I shall polish it up one day, perhaps not. Do you care? Didn't think so.

( A ROMP IN THE BRAMBLE PATCH )

I essentially am Hugh Hefner. I wear a powder blue robe and furry white monster slippers. I chew at the end of a quill pen and dip my fingertips in ink. I am surrounded by pussy. In fact, every day is a pussy party. Cat pussy, anyway. I eat blackeyed peas and tuna salad. I drink Orange flavored breakfast beverage. I have a magical green amulet for ( Read more... )

I need to make some Potter Turds. So I'm doing 100 Sit-chee-a-shuns.

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Now, it's been quite a few years since I've seen the film Legend. Even still, I can't for the life of me remember the part where Bryan Ferry makes his entrance. Why, I don't remember him being present in the film at all, much less as such a major character. At least he appears to be working in cahoots with the Lord of Darkness, what with spending ( Read more... )

Tarot cards are fun. Indulgent fiction writing is fun, too. So I signed up for 78_tarot  to engage in fun involving each. Since I am a glut and a snot, I'll be playing with original fiction which only makes sense to me. It's the long and confusing fantastic story which I started for NaNoWriMo '07 but hardly dipped into. It can be described as: "The rich ( Read more... )

Question: What becomes of a boy like this?:


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