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[jill_calico]

I'm not even going to say anything about this. Draw your own conclusions.

"It's not even a very good cracker, like a Cheez-it."

Thanks, PadparadschaWoke up this morning and went to the mall to beg for jobs. I even made an attempt to control my hair. But everyone is either A) not hiring or B) not hiring fat, sweaty girls with bad skin. Seriously, why do I

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[threepwillow]

♥ I honestly contemplated addressing it to the "right" person this time, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it in the long run. XD I hope you enjoy it, particularly the highlighted passage.

re: ETA - ooh, ooh, I know that one. :D

[kecleon]

Did you try GameStop? They hire around late August in order to fill in for the Holiday Season. Same with Borders. D:

God, if you lived out here I could put in SO MANY GOOD WORDS for you.

oh oh oh ps: We got the pre-order SKU for Chrono Trigger DS. Just FYI.

[gjlj_oivey]

I've actually destroyed a communion wafer.
I was a naive non-Catholic freshman at a Catholic high school (the only non-Catholic, and one of few non-Italians, non-Croatians or non-Hispanics in my class), and I didn't know how Mass worked.
everyone just told me to do what everybody else did (sit down, stand up, rah rah rah), and so I accidentally ended up in the "eat the body of Christ" line. when my turn came, I didn't know what to do, but I realized that I had made a grave mistake and I suspect the person who gave me the cracker realized it too, because I grabbed the cracker in my hands (never touched my tongue) and walked off with it. when no one was looking I crushed it.

reading this article, I'm amazed the Mafia hasn't come after me XD.

or, and I LOL'd at this one: "The Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America was forcibly abducted by practitioners of Asian martial arts. Are you a male who is physically tough and emotionally defiant enough to retrieve the Commander-in-Chief?"

[padparadscha]

I love that quote.