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Jul 11, 2008 14:31

I'm not even going to say anything about this. Draw your own conclusions.

"It's not even a very good cracker, like a Cheez-it."

Thanks, Padparadscha

Woke up this morning and went to the mall to beg for jobs. I even made an attempt to control my hair. But everyone is either A) not hiring or B) not hiring fat, sweaty girls with bad skin. Seriously, why do I forget that place is like 99% skinny-bitch clothes stores.

The pet store had a litter of six unbelievably precious kittens. I met a girl who looked and sounded so much like jessmacphisto it gave me the creeps, only this girl was way high maintenance and as far as I could tell, not a geek. The lady at the store asked us if we wanted to pick out a kitten to play with; Dopple!Jess grabbed a sweet little gray one, but I had to decline. If I got attached I would probably try to steal it and/or start to cry.

I WANT A KITTEN. >:[

So I was feeling pretty shitty, and my knock-off converse were starting to pinch my feet so I went home to get my check, and found a package from orangenoslide (addressed to Matty, of course XD)..."The Boys' Book of How to be Awesome at Everything" (character research. Really.) Her sunny little note brightened my day.

The inscription on the inside cover is incriminating, at best. ^_^;; THANKS HON, I was going to text you, but I know you're still at work, so. ♥

ETA: This is too much fun.

"___________: A teenage boy just wants to spend the day at the fair. Apocalypse ensues."

ahhhh what the shit, bibliophilia, i play hopscotch, all your dreams are dead, free speech for all-even douche bags, someone else said it better, take this job and shove it, i heart jess

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