Thoughts From the Porn Store: Marketing

[jilder]

Marketing for the sex industry is tricky. Especially when your bossed have utter faith in the ability of their staff, none of whom have any marketing experience, to come up with the good stuff. I did a bit of PR at uni, and was relatively okay at it, but all that means is I'm inclined to give people free branded stuff or maybe try a Publicity Stunt

Comments

[turner23]

for the stereo minded and in honour of the new queensland obscenity laws,,,,,

"fuck the pain away."

the fiend
"you. he. she. together. c'mon baby let's go."

[drjon]

The best way to keep warm in winter!

[soulmetal]

I'm seconding that.

[lilithsatyne]

brilliant stuff as always.

Keep it up *wink*

[soulmetal]

Mind me asking what hours you're in there madame? I don't pop in often (my sex life isn't all that active) but the last couple of times I had I've not had the pleasure of a chat with your good self.

[jilder]

We stock Fleshlights. To keep in practice.

4-10 most days, all day Sundays. 10 - 6. Six days a frikkin week at the moment due to some staff medical dramas. So drop on by when you like.

[soulmetal]

Gah, I'd have to be a desperate man for that. Streaming internet sites will abide me until a willing female comes along.

Probably missed you because I'm driving home around 2pm and thats when I stop in, but will endeavour to do later!

[jilder]

So, this is the thing that I wonder about in regards to this sort of thing: Is it different for a chick to have a vibrator? Why is it a "desperation" thing for dudes to use a toy for a quick wank?

[jagwire]

"And she'll have buzz buzz buzz til her daddy takes her dildo away..."

"Cock around the clock"

"Pork this way"

"Come in or pull out"