Thoughts From the Porn Store: Marketing

[jilder]

Marketing for the sex industry is tricky. Especially when your bossed have utter faith in the ability of their staff, none of whom have any marketing experience, to come up with the good stuff. I did a bit of PR at uni, and was relatively okay at it, but all that means is I'm inclined to give people free branded stuff or maybe try a Publicity Stunt

Comments

[mammatash]

i'm guessing "spice up your (love) life" was taken?

i *am* quite fond of "keeping couples together"...

[greenglowgrrl]

Or you can work on breaking them up.

"Who needs him anyway?"
perhaps "He's just not into you."

I like "I've you want a job done properly.."

With the Body Mind and Spirit Festival in town, I think Jilder should just compete with
"GOOD VIBES!"

[polrua]

"Because, Sometimes... They DO Like It Up 'Em."

...

and they do.

[greenglowgrrl]

After fighting my way home through the congestion and closed roads because of the game at Suncorp I would consider paying this establishment to run the banner "UP THE MAROONS!"

[polrua]

fair up 'em.

[polrua]

"Get More Out Than You Put In"...?

[polrua]

Don't think I can finish better than that.

Ooh, that's a good one!

[greenglowgrrl]

Cheeky Monkey!

[siouxsyn]

Yup. That's the winner.

You could have done a special on the maroon coloured items.

[siouxsyn]

There's a new Twilight movie coming out... when does the sparkley stuff go on sale?