[Pin] [NC-17] Assassins!

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Recipient: shinigami_00

Title: Assassins!
Group/Pairing(s): KAT-TUN and NEWS featured, pairing is Jin/Yamapi (Pin).
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Oh, man, how to summarise. They play Assassins. What else can I say.
Warnings/Notes: Um, I should say that this fic was prompted by this Summary backstage clip. What happens in it is that Tego starts to wind Jin up, and a

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[akathesia]

GNHHHHH@!!^@T#$#%

I so want to know who you are!! This fic killed me in the best sort of way!

Dear god you're are awesome! This is so not coherent...sorry!

I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE

[twirlingleaves]

THIS IS SO AWESOME I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS WONDERFUL. ASSASSINS!!!

and brushes up on a book he bought on Amazon. Your Guide to Vanquishing Vampires. DIES DIES DIES UEDA IS A VAMPIRE DIES.

OMG UEDA'S HOUSE. GACKT SHRINE. SECRET CORRIDORS. Yamapi turns around in four complete circles, gawking at the light fixture above his head. His house is tiny in comparison. For a horrible, fleeting second he wonders whether Ueda is living with Johnny himself, as some sort of Gothic Lolita loveslave. Images, images, bad images run rampant in his brain until he makes a squawking sort of noise that startles everyone around him. OHMYGOD YOU KILL ME. GOTHIC LOLITA LOVESLAVE. DIES.

THE "DO NOT LET ME DOWN" SIGN!

Yamapi goes back to bed with a bit of a hard on, but a smug smile on his face. OHMYGOD AHAHA JIN SLEEPING NAKED OH YAMAPI. And I love the whole thing where Yamapi shoves the envelope down Jin's pants and Jin's fingertips brushing Yamapi's hipbone. *_______*

And oh my god this bit cracked me up so much: Ryo's iPod is

I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE (cont.!)

[twirlingleaves]

“Sprouts,” he stutters. “Sprouts don't turn me on.” / “Think about sprouts, then,” Yamapi says, slowly flexing his hips, gasping. Jin grunts. “Sprouty, sprouty. All green and round. And nasty-tasting.” / “I want to fuck you,” Jin says. “You feel so good.” AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME. SPROUTY SPROUTY SPROUTY. OHMYGOD. MY BRAIN. THIS FIC IS EATING ME ALIVE. ♥

And then Uchi is killed by THE WOODEN STAKE which was meant to vanquish UEDA THE VAMPIRE and oh god. Just. Dead. AND THE ENDING OMG "WHO ARE YOU" OMG OMG I LOVE YOU. ♥♥♥!!! This is possibly the most awesome fic ever ever and I am going to reread it now.

♥

[wintersjuly]

I TOTALLY KNOW WHO THIS IS

I'D SAY MORE BUT I DEAD AND I HAVE TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP (I WILL BE BACK)

(ILU THOUGH, MYSTERY-SAN)

(saljdlsads so many typos nearly passed me by)

[wintersjuly]

AT LEAST, I THINK I DO. I'M KIND OF DEAD, JUST IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAY.

[wintersjuly]

WHY AM I DOUBTING MYSELF, I THINK I TOTALLY DO KNOW

*WILL BE CERTAIN*

[ronsard]

Here via a friend's rec, and um, my knowledge of this fandom is totally superficial. Woefully superficial. BUT I MUST KNOW WHO YOU ARE. BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVER. Because of it, I will now go get me some education and obtain some actual knowledge ♥

[katherinekate]

This is amazing.
Just that.
AMAZING.