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My mother just
referred to our dog as
my sister.
She wasn't kidding
either.

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and seriously,
no.
for real,
i have more friends than you do.

the weekend is over ( Read more... )

All these niggaz
and all these Hoes
and here
somebody here
gonna fuck.

at 11:49 p.m.
my innocent,
loving,
fragile,
jewish,
boyfriend,
with the eyes
of a deer,
proceeeded
to repeat the word
"COCK"
continuously
until finally, at 11:56
he said,
"knock knock"
as i responded,
"whose there?"
and he said,
"COCK,"
(once again)
not really sure of
where he was going with this
i asked,
"COCK who?"
and he replied,
"Field

Girls,
I am going to start flirting again
a lot.
please understand,
its not me,
its you.
i have a boyfriend
nah
nah nah
nah
poo poo
you dont.
and yes, im still going to flirt
a lot.
more.

often.
great,
now that thats
out of the way.

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