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Meh. I'm off to drink away my cash-blowing sorrows.

Or maybe just sleep. And hope I don't wake up to "Worst Weather Disasters EVAR", courtesty of The Weather Channel and mother dearest. That shit is traumatising. Particularly when you live it for a good 45 minutes in your dream before waking up!

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Credit cards create the illusion of wealth for the weak-minded.

ps: I'M IN FLORIDA!!1!1

(And about to make Chinese food if any of you assholes want to come over).

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Hmmm...sometime early last week I stepped on a teeny tiny gravel sized piece of glass. I noticed it on Monday or Tuesday, and tried to get it out using the ol' baking soda paste method. I managed to get a chunk of it out of my foot, but was sure that there was still glass in there. I wound up trying to dig around for it, but nothing. So, after ( Read more... )

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Christ, almighty!

I nearly forgot my LJ password I've been gone for so long. I'm going to make an effort to post more often.

The going is good.

Hahahahahahhaha!

Just got finished chaperoning my first middle school dance. They held it from 3:00-4:30, and it was 90 solid minutes of hilarity. There are no words. I wish I'd brought a camera so I'd have pictures to show these kids in 10 years.

Things are taking off in a serious way. I can't sleep, I can't do work, and I can't focus. I bought a domain name, set up my a new blog, and...am trying my hardest to not quit my job. Oh, and I'm writing up lists upon lists of things to make YouTube recipe videos about. Woooo ( Read more... )