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[jesusing_clown]

Hello? Can anyone hear me out there? If anyone could tell me where I am, I'd appreciate it. I really need to get back, so if anyone is there... Haah, what is this strange place?

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[hurricanebomber]

You've probably heard it by now, but you might as well just get comfortable.

[jesusing_clown]

I don't mind answering questions, if you have them. We work for the Vatican, and I suppose we are priests, sort of.

[hurricanebomber]

[Now he's curious.] I've...never heard of that. What's your actual job? What year are you from?

[jesusing_clown]

18** *Canon is not specific, we are from the end of the 19th Century and that's all we know* You've never heard of the Vatican?

[hurricanebomber]

I'm Italian, of course I've heard of the Vatican. I mean, I've never heard of a group of priests called Exorcists.

Maybe it's because so much time has passed... I'm from 2004. But I still think I'd have heard about this.

We must be from different worlds.

[jesusing_clown]

2004?? That's... Very far ahead. Ah, Exorcists are very rare, and hopefully by your time we wouldn't be necessary.

[hurricanebomber]

What is it you do?

[jesusing_clown]

Haah... We're fighting a war, Exorcists are soldiers.

[hurricanebomber]

Fighting against who?

[jesusing_clown]

...He's called the Millennium Earl.

[hurricanebomber]

What makes him important enough for the Church to want to fight him?

[jesusingclown]

He's trying to destroy the world. It's our job to stop him.

[hurricanebomber]

Yeah, we've got one of those in our world too, apparently. In about ten years, anyway.

Did you guys stand a good chance?

[jesusingclown]

Ah, I'm sorry about that. Mm, we're doing well. *lol no*

[hurricanebomber]

....

I hope you can go back soon, then.

[jesusing_clown]

*Nods* Thank you. I hope the same for you.