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Do you know how we go to the bathroom in heaven?
We poop marshmallow fluff which turns into clouds, and we pee this magical clear fluid which becomes rain. It nourishes the Earth. It is a blessing upon you. Do not believe the weathermen. They lie. They are devils ( Read more... ) -
Todays important gem
Matthew 7:1-3 (New International Version ( Read more... ) -
It is so true!
it's so not fair that I have Saturday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and wish I was dead.
This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!
Amazing, this is how I really spend most of my Saturdays. It will be worse now with the Pope here. Like he is so great. terrishiavo is much nicer than him, and johnniecochran is ( Read more... ) -
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While We never meant any ill will towards "witches", We didn't intend for youngsters to think they could really cast spells or anything simply because they read some book, or studied under some Magick Wicca Skool. In fact, you may be surprised, but what We called "witches" back then weren't even the same thing! "Wicca" isn't really the magical ( Read more... ) -
I hope everyone likes the work I have done
I know that in this Internet world people like things that are visually appealing, and that which is visually appealing will draw in the attention. I have reworked this journal thing so that My flock will come unto Me. Please forgive Me, for I was unattentive to you, My tender lambs. This world is in terrible shape, and recently there was much ( Read more... ) -
Obsessive teenage girls or Why men should avoid being nice to girls
Read this lil PSA by Handful0breasts
Of all things Holy, I've not seen a child like that since that movie "The Crush". Only, that fictional child was smart. This poor kid can't even spell "ciao".
lol, and she thinks she is a "witch". She's going to hex those of us who wrote in her journal without kissing her hinnie. -
My children, LISTEN!
not_too_young This angers Me very much. I am not angry with the children, but instead angry with the adult men who are taking advantage of these children.
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Freudian Inventory Results Genital (63%) you appear to have a progressive and constructive outlook on life.
Latency (36%) you appear to have an irrational view on the value of learning.
Phallic (80%) you appear to have issues with controlling your sexual desires and possibly fidelity.
Anal (60%) you appear to have a good balance of self ( Read more... ) -
Seems someone misunderstood Me...
When I said, "Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto Me," THIS is NOT what I meant! Just wait until the boys are 18. There is no point in picking fruit that is not ripe anyway. -
I hope everyone has been well...
We've been so busy due to this conflict in the middle east. When will the U.S.A. President learn that war is not the answer ( Read more... )