"Feemail surch lane fuhve. Any taykahs?" - Security Checkpoint Agent

[jessmaam]

Okay. So I just go through the security checkpoint and uhhh I voluntarily threw away my bottle of smartwater without getting busted with it (like on my way out of Chicago). I even followed the rules and put all my liquids and gel items in a small Ziplock bag. To no avail this lady decides my hand sanitizer is not qualified to fly. She was like "Ma'

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[psykosketch]

She wanted that sanitizer for herself. lol
Where'd you go?