"Feemail surch lane fuhve. Any taykahs?" - Security Checkpoint Agent

[jessmaam]

Okay. So I just go through the security checkpoint and uhhh I voluntarily threw away my bottle of smartwater without getting busted with it (like on my way out of Chicago). I even followed the rules and put all my liquids and gel items in a small Ziplock bag. To no avail this lady decides my hand sanitizer is not qualified to fly. She was like "Ma'am, this will NOT be going on your flight." Then she dropped it in the trash below her feet. What a waste. I loved it, (it smelled great) and I had a lot left!!! Plus my hands feel grimy right now. I can't remember where I got it from. That sucks. MAJOR.

Off to find some grub.