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Long time but I'ma bloggin!
Okay so it's been a while. I'm gonna get back into this blogging bc one, I love re reading what has happened in my life. Two, I'm funny, right? and three, Jo has been pressuring me to put my "Messy Jessie" (her housemate named me that after my 25th birthday night which ended in garbage bags and peed pants) stories somewhere to read. The stories I'd ( Read more... ) -
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i'm at simmons right now. after a very long flight and they stole my deodorant because it wasn't a stick, but a 'liquid'. i'm going to be here till saturday and i have a few peeps to surprise.
wow, i love surprises.
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Hello peeps:
Here is my new email (for real, now):
jesslaughshard@googlemail.com
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why hello
Last night I spoke to my mom who said that Alyssa didn't come home both nights of this past weekend. She called, in the middle of the night to say she was having a sleep over. Not only that, but that it was at the house of a boy. Actually, different boys, each night. What the hell do you think is going on? Speaking of Alyssa, we're adopting her. ( Read more... ) -
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i burned myself on the oven rack. it's the second time in a week and a half ( Read more... ) -
...well, well, well... I am still alive
Updating the livejournal always seems like a small task… then I get distracted and I never get around to it. Alright, I’ll stop making excuses and simply take responsibility for not updating it ( Read more... ) -
yolla
so i just tried to cut a long skirt into a dress with an asymetrical hem. well, now it's a shirt. good thing it's going to be hot today or it would be risk-ay at that. oh whatever, it's going to be like 90.
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Today when I was on the bus this man sat in front of me. At first I thought that he just had two imaginary friends, because he was talking to the window and then to the seat next to him. I had my headphones on so I couldn't really hear anything, and I wasn't too bothered ( Read more... ) -
i'd like to bject to the library addition to the mcb.
as i approach the mcb there are bunches of blue balloons. i smoke another splif, and walk around the football field ( Read more... ) -
my brother has now decided to light the grill -- in the rain.
Today Nate and I found wedd brownies under the drivers seat in the car. It’s like a game in this place. We took the brownies; there were three ( Read more... )