The Spritas 3.4
Seven Sims go in, only six emerge. Who will die?
It seems that Eponine's boyfriend, Cuon Morzan, is terrified of ghosts. Luckily for him, there aren't any in this house yet.
Eponine decides she should beat some sense into him anyway. "Afraid of ghosts? What are you, a wimp?!"
Marius still takes after his father, preferring to bitch at me about his motives rather than actually doing something about it.
You know, Cuon, you could just give the flowers to Eponine. She's standing right there.
Then he walked through the house to get home again. Man, he is lucky that the burglar alarm can magically tell the difference between burglar and non-burglar intruders.
Jagged line memories?! No one in this neighbourhood has died! And I have the nounlinkondelete hack anyway -- where are these memories coming from?
What kind of forecast is that?
Zeke: SO HUNGRY
Me: Yeah... have you seen what's behind you?
All the snow has melted, and yet the snowman clings to existence!
Eponine: Congrats on the baby! :D
Cosette: -_-
Eponine: But I think I should beat some sense into you! You're not supposed to have babies at fourteen years old!
Cosette: DX
Eponine: Oh, Grandma, congrats on maxing out your interest in arts and crafts!
Cosette: Why does Grandma get proper congratulations? :(
OMG. STOP THE PRESSES. ZEKE IS MAKING FOOD!
Marius: Yaaaaay! My first A+!
Marius: DAD DAD DAD DAD! LOOK, I GOT AN A+!
Zeke: STFU, son. I worked out how to make food, and I'm savouring the moment now, OK.
Remember: being an overachiever doesn't render you immune from REVENGE NOOGIES!
Eponine: How could you ruin my moment? :O
Eponine and Cuon decide to hit the town that night.
Eponine goes in her SUPER-STYLISH snowboarder gear, of course.
Oh and Donna sleeps with a co-worker. On the bright side, it fulfilled her "WooHoo With 3 Different Sims" want, which had been stuck in her wants panel for ages.
Yes, it was Zeke's responsibility to fix the broken electronics. He tried to give up fixing it five times, but he wasn't electrocuted.
I do think the computer became his mortal enemy, though.
Cosette spent her evening stargazing -- and making cute faces at the stars.
Cosette: OMG SO CONSTELLATION DEPRIVED
A: wut
B: How can you be constellation deprived when you've spent your ENTIRE NIGHT staring at constellations?
O RLY. Yeah, I see a lot of heavy snow around here...
OK, OK, maybe it wasn't a COMPLETE lie. Still a bit of a lie, though.
Programs on KidzTube feature a giant robot who stomps all over the city and leaves it utterly destroyed. Is this a good message to send to the children?
Zeke: I'm so hungry. I'll have to catch a bird or something to eat.
Zeke: Mmmm, that yellow one looks delicious!
Zeke: Hey, walkby! I'm hungry!
Walkby: ...
Donna has to sing karaoke to skill up for work (yes, really). Zeke ignores his starvation to try and be a supportive boyfriend, cheering her on.
Zeke: RAAAAAAR! WHY'S THE MUSIC OVER?
Zeke is clearly conflicted. Does he watch his hot girlfriend sing songs, or does he avoid starving to death?
Eventually he went with the latter. I'm proud of you, Zeke.
Surprisingly enough, Cosette is actually VERY ENTHUSIASTIC about Music & Dance. It's her OTH, and she managed to build up a huge amount of enthusiasm (eight points!!) without my intervention... or even me noticing. Her childhood karaoke obsession probably started it, but she also spends a lot of time browsing the web for info on her favourite hobby.
Eponine's passion is gaming. Her OTH is actually Science, but apparently no one told her.
But Eponine, you... already were a trash-talker. :|
Zeke is spying on his mother, aka his attempted love interest, and is oddly gleeful about it.
Looks like Eponine is trying to get in early, and brainwash Marius into believing in Zeke's long-delayed plan. But he's not buying it.
Marius: Nooooooo! You can't do that to the White House!
Stop noogie-ing your sister! PLEASE, Eponine!
Cosette: So... tell me again how exactly it was a promotion to keep your job?
Marius: Helloooooo! I'm TIRED!
He went to bed, and Donna actually tucked him in! I don't think I've seen this in my game before, haha.
I'm glad he still has it! ;D
I know there are practically no pictures of the elders. That's because Sarah spends all her time painting, and Cedric spends all his time skilling. He achieved his LTW, and then rolled the want to max all his skills. I figured, why not? This pic is of him maxing out Charisma. He just needs one more Body point and six more Creativity points.
See? Working hard at achieving our goals~
Noogies are love?
This makes it better!
I tried to call the matchmaker so we can schedule a blind date for Cosette... however she only delivered another genie lamp. So now we have two lamps and Cosette has no boyfriend.
We interrupt this update for a breaking announcement: the lemon tree is NOT WHINY!
Just as Cosette is wondering whether she'll ever have a boyfriend, Times New Roman wanders by.
He immediately and mysteriously encounters a bubble in the space-time continuum, otherwise known as InSIM, and becomes a teenager once more.
I tell Cosette to introduce herself, and she runs excitedly to do so!
They get along pretty well.
Except when Cosette gives him noogies.
Then they don't get along well AT ALL.
Roman: Wait, it's snowing? And I'm out here in a t-shirt and way-too-short pants? Oh well :D
And then Penny Rose steals the newspaper.
Marius: You are a VERY BAD woman! You put that down!
This is the face of a man who's just maxed out his permanent lifetime aspiration bar.
Zeke: HOW DARE YOU react to permanent lifetime aspiration in that way?? Don't you know that SOME OF US stand no chance of ever doing such a thing? How do you think we feel when we see you being ungrateful for it, huh???
Oh yeah -- Zeke and Cedric still hate each other.
In the end, Cosette had her very first kiss with Roman.
And many more kisses besides.
Roman: So Cosette, if we're going to go to all the coolest bars, we'll need to get you some fake ID.
Cosette: How dare you suggest such a thing?! Dude my grandpa's sitting right next to us
Cedric: What's a fake ID?? D:
Zeke: I HATE YOU YOU OLD CRUSTY MAN
Cosette: WAAAAAAAAAH
Eponine: Yay, violence! :D
Sarah: My goodness! I'd never noticed how ugly that man is!
Cosette: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Eponine: *pretends to cry* :D :D :D
Eponine, you can STFU about the White House. No one cares about that plan to storm the White House any more. Its day is done.
It's a beautiful family 3am "dinner"~~
Zeke: That kid reminds me of how much I hate my mother! Man I hate her SO MUCH.
Eponine tries to interest her brother in the wonderful world of reading.
Marius: EWWWWWW, books are gross!
Another day, another poking match. It's like a war of the spouses or something.
While Zeke and Cedric are jamming their fingers into each other's rib cages, I heard crying. Poor little Marius was deeply upset by the fight.
Cedric: I'm so sorry, Marius. =( But what do you notice? Do you see how it's ME comforting you, and not your father? What does that tell you about him? Do you think he CARES about you the way I do?
You know how I said before that the lemon tree got less whiny? I lied.
Sarah: Wanna play football?
Cedric: Sure! Why not? It's something to take my mind off the ETERNAL RAGE I have for my son-in-law.
Um, hey Verdana. So you invited yourself in just so you could use our swing? :|
This is why you don't play chess against Eponine. She cheats like every five damn seconds.
Zeke: Aww, my daughter's cheating! I raised her so well ='D
Then Zeke headed inside to attack Cedric. =|
He got his arse kicked. And this was only the beginning of his lame day. 24 Sim-hours later, things would be much, much worse.
For now though, it's Marius's birthday.
Zeke is screwing it up again.
So, here he is! He rolled Popularity/Romance. LTW is something I don't know yet.
Cosette is a wee bit obsessed with cars.
Zeke: Oh Donna, you're so hot, even though your dad's kind of a dick. Call me some time!
Cedric is training so he can kick Zeke's arse even harder next time.
EPONINE. I SAID. STFU. ABOUT. THE WHITE HOUSE.
Just so you know, Marius is gay. This fellow teenager over whom he is heartfarting right now is Geordi Dork.
He is receptive to Marius's advances, but they only share one bolt.
Part two of Zeke's awful day: he got fired.
Zeke: FUCK THIS. MY LIFE HAS BEEN GOING DOWN HILL EVER SINCE THAT BOY WAS BORN!!!!
Zeke: I'M SO LONELY
Zeke: AND BORED
Zeke: AND MY DUMB GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO HER DAD INSTEAD OF ME AND I HATE HER DAD
Zeke: SHE'S SO BORING THE WAY SHE THINKS ABOUT BARBECUES. WHO THINKS ABOUT BARBECUES ANYWAY?? GRRRRRR
Zeke: AND NOW I'M SEEING GIANT DIRTY RABBITS!! WHAT IS MY LIFE?
Social Bunny: Hi! I'm your new imaginary friend.
Zeke: YOU'RE BORING GO AWAY
Despite his newfound insanity, Zeke appears to have persuaded his girlfriend to sleep with him.
Social Bunny: Hi guys! I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Social Bunny: ... God, I love this job. ;D
Zeke: Go AWAY, bunny.
Donna: Yeah, go -- wait, who are you talking to?
JINGLE BELLS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
For those of you paying attention, this is the fourth bad thing to happen to Zeke in a 24-hour period. 1) losing a fight; 2) getting fired; 3) conjuring invisible friends; 4) conceiving babies. The fifth is by far the worst.
He got electrocuted.
And died.
Donna: NOOOO! NOT ZEKE! LOVE OF MY LIFE! FATHER OF MY CHILDREN! ;_;
Cedric: HOORAAAAAY! Where's the champagne?
Donna: Pleeeeeease Mr Reaper sir, PLEASE spare Zeke!
Donna: Do it for my daughter! Do it for Eponine!
Eponine: Hi mum! :D Who's the cloaked dude?
Grim Reaper: I DENY YOUR REQUEST!! No, I've been waiting for this Sim for a long, long time. He's mine for the keeping!
Grim Reaper: And with me he shall be kept for all eternity, standing by my side and playing with my --
Donna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Donna: Oh well, off to work I go. I wonder if Dad had anything to do with this...
RIP, Zeke. RIP.
Eponine spies on her Adora Rose, or Zeke's mother in another life.
Adora: EXCUSE ME WERE YOU JUST SPYING ON ME?? HOW DARE YOU?
Eponine: Well excuse ME you stupid bitch, but my DAD just died and I'll spy on whoever the hell I like, so GTFO
Eponine: WAAAAAH DADDY'S DEAD T_T
Adora: Don't give me any of your bullshit excuses! Spying on people is against the law, and you should consider yourself lucky I haven't called the police on your criminal arse already!
Eponine: But... but... DADDY! T_T
Cedric: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
Sarah: He has such a hot singing voice! *fans self*
Eponine: WAAAAAAH DEATH
Eponine's Boyfriend: *thinking inappropriate things*
Eponine: AND I HATE ADORA
And from that moment onwards, Eponine stopped grieving.
And that's all for now. To give credit where credit is due: Cuon Morzan is from sawcat, Cedric Leeman from rainbowflyer, Zeke and Adora Rose from simmericangirl, and Times New Roman, Geordi and Verdana Dork from katu_sims.
It seems that Eponine's boyfriend, Cuon Morzan, is terrified of ghosts. Luckily for him, there aren't any in this house yet.
Eponine decides she should beat some sense into him anyway. "Afraid of ghosts? What are you, a wimp?!"
Marius still takes after his father, preferring to bitch at me about his motives rather than actually doing something about it.
You know, Cuon, you could just give the flowers to Eponine. She's standing right there.
Then he walked through the house to get home again. Man, he is lucky that the burglar alarm can magically tell the difference between burglar and non-burglar intruders.
Jagged line memories?! No one in this neighbourhood has died! And I have the nounlinkondelete hack anyway -- where are these memories coming from?
What kind of forecast is that?
Zeke: SO HUNGRY
Me: Yeah... have you seen what's behind you?
All the snow has melted, and yet the snowman clings to existence!
Eponine: Congrats on the baby! :D
Cosette: -_-
Eponine: But I think I should beat some sense into you! You're not supposed to have babies at fourteen years old!
Cosette: DX
Eponine: Oh, Grandma, congrats on maxing out your interest in arts and crafts!
Cosette: Why does Grandma get proper congratulations? :(
OMG. STOP THE PRESSES. ZEKE IS MAKING FOOD!
Marius: Yaaaaay! My first A+!
Marius: DAD DAD DAD DAD! LOOK, I GOT AN A+!
Zeke: STFU, son. I worked out how to make food, and I'm savouring the moment now, OK.
Remember: being an overachiever doesn't render you immune from REVENGE NOOGIES!
Eponine: How could you ruin my moment? :O
Eponine and Cuon decide to hit the town that night.
Eponine goes in her SUPER-STYLISH snowboarder gear, of course.
Oh and Donna sleeps with a co-worker. On the bright side, it fulfilled her "WooHoo With 3 Different Sims" want, which had been stuck in her wants panel for ages.
Yes, it was Zeke's responsibility to fix the broken electronics. He tried to give up fixing it five times, but he wasn't electrocuted.
I do think the computer became his mortal enemy, though.
Cosette spent her evening stargazing -- and making cute faces at the stars.
Cosette: OMG SO CONSTELLATION DEPRIVED
A: wut
B: How can you be constellation deprived when you've spent your ENTIRE NIGHT staring at constellations?
O RLY. Yeah, I see a lot of heavy snow around here...
OK, OK, maybe it wasn't a COMPLETE lie. Still a bit of a lie, though.
Programs on KidzTube feature a giant robot who stomps all over the city and leaves it utterly destroyed. Is this a good message to send to the children?
Zeke: I'm so hungry. I'll have to catch a bird or something to eat.
Zeke: Mmmm, that yellow one looks delicious!
Zeke: Hey, walkby! I'm hungry!
Walkby: ...
Donna has to sing karaoke to skill up for work (yes, really). Zeke ignores his starvation to try and be a supportive boyfriend, cheering her on.
Zeke: RAAAAAAR! WHY'S THE MUSIC OVER?
Zeke is clearly conflicted. Does he watch his hot girlfriend sing songs, or does he avoid starving to death?
Eventually he went with the latter. I'm proud of you, Zeke.
Surprisingly enough, Cosette is actually VERY ENTHUSIASTIC about Music & Dance. It's her OTH, and she managed to build up a huge amount of enthusiasm (eight points!!) without my intervention... or even me noticing. Her childhood karaoke obsession probably started it, but she also spends a lot of time browsing the web for info on her favourite hobby.
Eponine's passion is gaming. Her OTH is actually Science, but apparently no one told her.
But Eponine, you... already were a trash-talker. :|
Zeke is spying on his mother, aka his attempted love interest, and is oddly gleeful about it.
Looks like Eponine is trying to get in early, and brainwash Marius into believing in Zeke's long-delayed plan. But he's not buying it.
Marius: Nooooooo! You can't do that to the White House!
Stop noogie-ing your sister! PLEASE, Eponine!
Cosette: So... tell me again how exactly it was a promotion to keep your job?
Marius: Helloooooo! I'm TIRED!
He went to bed, and Donna actually tucked him in! I don't think I've seen this in my game before, haha.
I'm glad he still has it! ;D
I know there are practically no pictures of the elders. That's because Sarah spends all her time painting, and Cedric spends all his time skilling. He achieved his LTW, and then rolled the want to max all his skills. I figured, why not? This pic is of him maxing out Charisma. He just needs one more Body point and six more Creativity points.
See? Working hard at achieving our goals~
Noogies are love?
This makes it better!
I tried to call the matchmaker so we can schedule a blind date for Cosette... however she only delivered another genie lamp. So now we have two lamps and Cosette has no boyfriend.
We interrupt this update for a breaking announcement: the lemon tree is NOT WHINY!
Just as Cosette is wondering whether she'll ever have a boyfriend, Times New Roman wanders by.
He immediately and mysteriously encounters a bubble in the space-time continuum, otherwise known as InSIM, and becomes a teenager once more.
I tell Cosette to introduce herself, and she runs excitedly to do so!
They get along pretty well.
Except when Cosette gives him noogies.
Then they don't get along well AT ALL.
Roman: Wait, it's snowing? And I'm out here in a t-shirt and way-too-short pants? Oh well :D
And then Penny Rose steals the newspaper.
Marius: You are a VERY BAD woman! You put that down!
This is the face of a man who's just maxed out his permanent lifetime aspiration bar.
Zeke: HOW DARE YOU react to permanent lifetime aspiration in that way?? Don't you know that SOME OF US stand no chance of ever doing such a thing? How do you think we feel when we see you being ungrateful for it, huh???
Oh yeah -- Zeke and Cedric still hate each other.
In the end, Cosette had her very first kiss with Roman.
And many more kisses besides.
Roman: So Cosette, if we're going to go to all the coolest bars, we'll need to get you some fake ID.
Cosette: How dare you suggest such a thing?! Dude my grandpa's sitting right next to us
Cedric: What's a fake ID?? D:
Zeke: I HATE YOU YOU OLD CRUSTY MAN
Cosette: WAAAAAAAAAH
Eponine: Yay, violence! :D
Sarah: My goodness! I'd never noticed how ugly that man is!
Cosette: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Eponine: *pretends to cry* :D :D :D
Eponine, you can STFU about the White House. No one cares about that plan to storm the White House any more. Its day is done.
It's a beautiful family 3am "dinner"~~
Zeke: That kid reminds me of how much I hate my mother! Man I hate her SO MUCH.
Eponine tries to interest her brother in the wonderful world of reading.
Marius: EWWWWWW, books are gross!
Another day, another poking match. It's like a war of the spouses or something.
While Zeke and Cedric are jamming their fingers into each other's rib cages, I heard crying. Poor little Marius was deeply upset by the fight.
Cedric: I'm so sorry, Marius. =( But what do you notice? Do you see how it's ME comforting you, and not your father? What does that tell you about him? Do you think he CARES about you the way I do?
You know how I said before that the lemon tree got less whiny? I lied.
Sarah: Wanna play football?
Cedric: Sure! Why not? It's something to take my mind off the ETERNAL RAGE I have for my son-in-law.
Um, hey Verdana. So you invited yourself in just so you could use our swing? :|
This is why you don't play chess against Eponine. She cheats like every five damn seconds.
Zeke: Aww, my daughter's cheating! I raised her so well ='D
Then Zeke headed inside to attack Cedric. =|
He got his arse kicked. And this was only the beginning of his lame day. 24 Sim-hours later, things would be much, much worse.
For now though, it's Marius's birthday.
Zeke is screwing it up again.
So, here he is! He rolled Popularity/Romance. LTW is something I don't know yet.
Cosette is a wee bit obsessed with cars.
Zeke: Oh Donna, you're so hot, even though your dad's kind of a dick. Call me some time!
Cedric is training so he can kick Zeke's arse even harder next time.
EPONINE. I SAID. STFU. ABOUT. THE WHITE HOUSE.
Just so you know, Marius is gay. This fellow teenager over whom he is heartfarting right now is Geordi Dork.
He is receptive to Marius's advances, but they only share one bolt.
Part two of Zeke's awful day: he got fired.
Zeke: FUCK THIS. MY LIFE HAS BEEN GOING DOWN HILL EVER SINCE THAT BOY WAS BORN!!!!
Zeke: I'M SO LONELY
Zeke: AND BORED
Zeke: AND MY DUMB GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO HER DAD INSTEAD OF ME AND I HATE HER DAD
Zeke: SHE'S SO BORING THE WAY SHE THINKS ABOUT BARBECUES. WHO THINKS ABOUT BARBECUES ANYWAY?? GRRRRRR
Zeke: AND NOW I'M SEEING GIANT DIRTY RABBITS!! WHAT IS MY LIFE?
Social Bunny: Hi! I'm your new imaginary friend.
Zeke: YOU'RE BORING GO AWAY
Despite his newfound insanity, Zeke appears to have persuaded his girlfriend to sleep with him.
Social Bunny: Hi guys! I'm baaaaaaaaack!
Social Bunny: ... God, I love this job. ;D
Zeke: Go AWAY, bunny.
Donna: Yeah, go -- wait, who are you talking to?
JINGLE BELLS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
For those of you paying attention, this is the fourth bad thing to happen to Zeke in a 24-hour period. 1) losing a fight; 2) getting fired; 3) conjuring invisible friends; 4) conceiving babies. The fifth is by far the worst.
He got electrocuted.
And died.
Donna: NOOOO! NOT ZEKE! LOVE OF MY LIFE! FATHER OF MY CHILDREN! ;_;
Cedric: HOORAAAAAY! Where's the champagne?
Donna: Pleeeeeease Mr Reaper sir, PLEASE spare Zeke!
Donna: Do it for my daughter! Do it for Eponine!
Eponine: Hi mum! :D Who's the cloaked dude?
Grim Reaper: I DENY YOUR REQUEST!! No, I've been waiting for this Sim for a long, long time. He's mine for the keeping!
Grim Reaper: And with me he shall be kept for all eternity, standing by my side and playing with my --
Donna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Donna: Oh well, off to work I go. I wonder if Dad had anything to do with this...
RIP, Zeke. RIP.
Eponine spies on her Adora Rose, or Zeke's mother in another life.
Adora: EXCUSE ME WERE YOU JUST SPYING ON ME?? HOW DARE YOU?
Eponine: Well excuse ME you stupid bitch, but my DAD just died and I'll spy on whoever the hell I like, so GTFO
Eponine: WAAAAAH DADDY'S DEAD T_T
Adora: Don't give me any of your bullshit excuses! Spying on people is against the law, and you should consider yourself lucky I haven't called the police on your criminal arse already!
Eponine: But... but... DADDY! T_T
Cedric: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
Sarah: He has such a hot singing voice! *fans self*
Eponine: WAAAAAAH DEATH
Eponine's Boyfriend: *thinking inappropriate things*
Eponine: AND I HATE ADORA
And from that moment onwards, Eponine stopped grieving.
And that's all for now. To give credit where credit is due: Cuon Morzan is from sawcat, Cedric Leeman from rainbowflyer, Zeke and Adora Rose from simmericangirl, and Times New Roman, Geordi and Verdana Dork from katu_sims.